You say you were going to the grocery store
Is that what my 35 dollars was for
Say you were goin' 
bring me a leg of lamb
You come back home 
with a can of Spam
PULLIN' MY LEG
PULLIN' MY LEG
PULLIN' MY LEG
YOU LYIN' TO ME BABY
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG
You say you were goin' to the billard parlor
Is that where you spend my hard earned dollar
I think you shootin' some dirty pool
I can tell you're tryin' to pull
Come on baby, read my lips
It's getting so deep
I'm up to my hips
Come on baby
Don't tell me no lies
And get your hand offa my thigh
You say you were going for some gasoline
How come my windsheild 
still ain't clean
Let me check your dipstick
I ain't no fool
I can tell that you're tryin' to pull

I been lookin' to you
For affection
Stayin' here bein' true
But I got a confession
I been askin' for time
I get no reaction
So I've made up my mind
I'm lookin' for action 
Satisfaction (I got a)
BAD CASE. BAD ATTITUDE
COMIN' THROUGH
THE GIRL'S OUT TONIGHT
BAD CASE, BAD ATTITUDE
COMIN' THROUGH AND THE
GIRL'S ON THE MOVE TONIGHT
You were my number one man
But you've lost that position
And I've decided to hold
A private audition
Steppin' out on the town
I need some attention
Yeah, I'm lookin' around
That's my intention
Did I mention (I got a)
You were my favorite man
My one and my only
But you're not coming around
And now I'm so lonely
Steppin' out on the town
Gotta deal with this tension
Yeah, I'm gonna get down
That's my intention
Did I mention

Take me to the movies
Take me to the park
Show me how to do it
Do it after dark
Take me out to boogie
Take me out to dance
Show me how to move it
Give me some romance, Be my
FULL TIME LOVERMAN
FULL TIME LOVERMAN
Take me to the middle
Take me to the top
Love me just a little
Please don't ever stop
Take me up to heaven
Flyin' me and you
Show me how to hold you
Show me what to do
Never knew a loverman 
so fine
Come on, show me somethin' new this time
Take me in a limo
Take me in a car
Take me to the 
country club
Drive me over par
Take me to the deli
Take me to the mall
Take me to the laundro-mat
Drive me up a wall
Be my